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Walking Dead is so slow and long that it feels like I have been watching this series since I came into existence

*in the world

Damn, I had just woken up from a nap when I wrote this and my brain was not fully working :)

It’s official: the best place is the world is my bed!

I just did the math from all my work last year and even only paying myself €1000/month and adding everything up (VAT + Social Security, Salary Tax and other business taxes) for every €1 of profit, I have to pay €0,50 to the government. This is in a small scale business without any employees (just me) and pretty much at break even after all taxes and my small salary.
It's pretty crazy that at this scale 50% of all the money I make goes to taxes.

So, now that Christmas is over can we go straight back to the warm weather? Pretty please?

Am I wrong to say that Mastodon is the largest decentralised social network?

If the data in podupti.me/ is accurate, there are only 237 Pods in Diaspora and according to mnm.social/ there are 6424 instances of Mastodon.

Is there any other data that I can look at to confirm or deny this information?

I would love to help but he forgot to mention the name of his deceased client. I could try and help find the family :blobcheeky:

I have posted an idea for Mastodon moderation and spam fighting on Mastodon Discourse and would love to get feedback on it: discourse.joinmastodon.org/t/r

I’m an iPhone user but Google’s Night Sight is the thing I have been wanting for years, the times I most want to take pictures are in low light. This looks pretty cool! Photos from The Verge: theverge.com/2018/11/14/180926

I have an account with blockchain.com that I don't use.

Today, I got an email from them saying they were doing a XLM (a crypto currency) airdrop (free tokens) that I needed to finish my identity verification to receive.

So, as all my details were already there, all I needed to do was send them a selfie.

It was the first time in my life someone paid me $25 for a picture of my face 😂

Obviously this is a marketing stunt but $25 for just sending them a picture of my face was pretty cool :)

I hate Thursday’s. Don’t know why but Thursday’s are usually the worst day of the week for me.

Did I dream it or there used to exist a Mastodon rake task to create a user with a username in the reserved_username list? Eg: create a user with admin or root as the username

In my head Bitcoin is always at $10k, it helps to have a rough idea on the values when looking at bitcoin, eg:
0.1 = $1000
0.01= $100
0.001= $10

Highly inaccurate but I find it helpful :)

I just realized that there is no single legal way to stream Game of Thrones in Portugal. In fact, no HBO recent shows are available for legal streaming in Portugal.

Hugo Gameiro partilhado

Did you know that communitywiki.org/trunk exists?

It's a new project where you can find people in the Fediverse and follow them by topic.

Also, you can request to be included. It's a really cool idea.

If you are new to Mastodon or you are looking for more interesting people to follow, you should check it out.

Sometimes not even I understand my humor. The strangest things make me laugh 🤣

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Mastodon (PT)

Masto.pt é uma instância do universo Mastodon que pretende ser uma comunidade de Portugueses no Fediverso.

Lembramos que isto é um projecto feito da boa vontade e não existem garantias de funcionamento.

É obrigatória a leitura e aceitação das regras antes de participar.