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is the hashtag I'm using for my posts about what I'm doing with my/to my dear plants. I'll also use it to ask questions, post photos, etc. of my plants.

As a noob in these matters I often felt the need for a community where I could show my plants as they are rn without feeling shame for how they are, but also wanted tips on how to get them better. I still do.

That's what I want to be one day!

You are welcome to join! :ablobcatrave:

Keep it 🌿!

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Hey, there!

If you're curious, you can hear my voice and how I pronounce my name at:

Thanks to
@trwnh, who is awesome and kind, for it! :blobaww:

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I curate my followers list since a while ago.

In order to help fast track those who actually read my bio and/or pinned toots, and want in on my shitposts, rants and boosts, please answer the following in a reply to this post:

1. Why do you wanna stalk Eloísa and what are your feelings towards witches?

2. Are you a bot? :blobcatsurprised:

3. Did you lie? :blobcatgooglytrash:

Apply here in the comments (unless you're a fash)! :blobcatknife:

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Heyyyy, Fedi! :blobaww:

How are you? What are your hopes and dreams?

Do you need help making a project of yours more visible? What is it about?

Do you... Have a link for me? :ameowbongo:

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Can I have suggestions/links of CC music from artists that happen to also be on fedi, please and thank you? :blobaww:


Plz help me get meds, physio & groceries? 

Hi, fedi! :blobcatpeek:

Can you pretty plz help me?

I need 165€ for meds, which got increased this month;

30€ for physiotherapy;

& groceries + personal hygiene stuff, for which I'm short 100€.

IF you CAN chip in, it'll be very welcome & appreciated!

Any amount will help & so will boosts! :blobcatflower:



Thank you so much for helping me! :blobcatheart:

I will not be boosting or fav-ing any anti-seagull propaganda

Plz help me get meds, physio & groceries? 

273/295! OMG, so close to the goal, now! :blobcatblush:

Thank you!!! :blobcatlove:

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Plz help me get meds, physio & groceries? 

173/295! :ablobcatrave:

Thank youuu! :blobcatblush:

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I think that every house needs at least one light switch that does apparently nothing. just to keep wonder and intrigue alive and fresh in the world.

looking for housing again :boost_requested: 

Update: We thought things were getting better, they agreed to ease up on all the "you need to do everything and a half" bullshit...

but it feels like the community here hates us. People are threatening to try to get us kicked out over small things without even attempting to resolve it peacefully. We do /not/ feel safe here.

So, still on the lookout for places.

We're in the California Bay Area; anywhere in range of BART is equally good.


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looking for housing again :boost_requested: 

People are continuing to be shitty. We can't take it. We need out. >,,<

Details upthread.

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Plz help me get meds, physio & groceries? 

158/295 :blobcatsip:

:blobcatthx: thank you!!!

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Two more notes re: media captions:

1st: Mastodon supports descriptions on audio and video as well as on static images and animated GIFs. Describing nonrepresentational and nonverbal art (e.g. instrumental music) can be difficult, but even a vague description can still give context to a post and its replies.

2nd: a number of semi-standardized custom emojis - e.g. :help_describe: :describe_me: :describe_me_outlined: - exist to say, "I can't describe this, please help". Which a lot of us want to.

Plz help me get meds, physio & groceries? 

150/295! I love when it rounds up! :ablobspin:

thank youuu! :ameowbongo:

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Plz help me get meds, physio & groceries? 

145/295! :blobcatsurprised:

:blobcatrainbow: thank youuu!

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Plz help me get meds, physio & groceries? 

125/295 :blobcatlisten:

:blobcatmelt: thank youuu!

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seeing a lot of new ppl here posting their art, which is great :blobcatlove: !

but most of those pictures don't have captions, which is not great :blobcatglaredrink:

captioned pictures are a big part of the culture here, much more than they are on twitter, so if you have the spoons it would be greatly appreciated if you would caption your pics

some of us, myself included, go so far as to avoid boosting posts that don't have captions, and I'd really like to boost the art I've seen today!

Plz help me get meds, physio & groceries? 

105/295! :blobcatmeltcry:

:blobcatsneeze: thank you!

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Let's talk about NFTs! (Thread will be continued in unlisted toots below this one.)

With so many new users arriving on .art fleeing Twitter and their support of NFTs, I thought it might be a good time to talk about .art's stance on NFTs. While users are allowed to share their NFT art on here, as Curator I will never boost it, and .art will never integrate with anything NFT related and will not encourage or promote any NFT-related content.

Blahaj is now available for your blobby emoji needs at !

Thanks to the amazing commissioner, these are all free for use. Also in telegram sticker form at

(If you want your own, I'm open for commissions!)

NFTs are about money, not art. They do not serve the best interests of artists, and it's increasingly common to hear of artists who've had their art stolen by NFT sites. If you're thinking of getting into NFTs, *please* research thoroughly to avoid getting scammed.

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Hello there, i'm Rezabel Crimes! I'm a poor, neurodivergant trans woman who likes making video games.
I need around $600 for next month's rent, so I'm opening up some limited commission slots for music and 3D models.
Maybe you have a podcast or something you'd like an intro for, or you just want a 3D icon for discord? Perhaps you just have some extra cash and want to donate it to a poor queer lady? hmu!! #noxp
paypal: @averycrimes

The Mastoverse at large has many blind and partially sighted users who would still love to engage with your creative content!

We strongly encourage use of image alt text to describe the images and videos you upload, and a lot of people won't boost ('retweet') content with no alt text.

After adding an image or video to your toot, you can click 'Edit' on the media to enter a description.

Media that doesn't have alt text will have a little blue dashed border around it in the feed.

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