Paul Marques Mota @P@masto.pt

"Ma femme m’a demandé pourquoi je chuchotais alors qu’on est juste tous les deux dans notre maison. J’ai répondu que j’adoptais ce ton feutré parce que j’avais peur que Mark Zuckerberg nous écoute ! Ma femme a éclaté de rire, moi aussi, Siri aussi, Alexa aussi, le robot cuiseur de Lidl aussi...".

This is so pure that my heart is melting.

— Vous ne pouvez pas avoir le texte. Vous avez du préparer.
— Ben oui, je l'ai lu. C'est un texte de 30 pages, vous n'espérez quand même pas que je l'ai étudié par cœur.
— Ben on a toujours fait comme ça.

I have been notified by an Admin here that they are getting 60 reports a day about my account. As far as I can tell, I'm not breaking any rules, and I've done my best to be a good person here. But this admin is going to suspend my account.

It's the Admin's instance, so I fully support their choice to eliminate a source of frustration, but something to consider: a person who is doing nothing wrong can be run off one instance by a mob from another instance. That seems ... not cool. 1/x

Easy D&D character backgrounds:
Fighter: Dipshit into swords
Cleric: God's own dipshit
Warlock: Made a deal with a dipshit
Druid: Hiking dipshit
Thief: Dipshit into other people's swords
Wizard: Nerd dipshit
Barbarian: Dipshit angry they can't read
Monk: The karate dipshit

"Vegetables are our friends. And we don't eat our friends."
-- my brother @pdcull

How he's survived all these years I have no idea.