Paul Marques Mota @P@masto.pt

This is so pure that my heart is melting.

— Vous ne pouvez pas avoir le texte. Vous avez du préparer.
— Ben oui, je l'ai lu. C'est un texte de 30 pages, vous n'espérez quand même pas que je l'ai étudié par cœur.
— Ben on a toujours fait comme ça.

I have been notified by an Admin here that they are getting 60 reports a day about my account. As far as I can tell, I'm not breaking any rules, and I've done my best to be a good person here. But this admin is going to suspend my account.

It's the Admin's instance, so I fully support their choice to eliminate a source of frustration, but something to consider: a person who is doing nothing wrong can be run off one instance by a mob from another instance. That seems ... not cool. 1/x

Easy D&D character backgrounds:
Fighter: Dipshit into swords
Cleric: God's own dipshit
Warlock: Made a deal with a dipshit
Druid: Hiking dipshit
Thief: Dipshit into other people's swords
Wizard: Nerd dipshit
Barbarian: Dipshit angry they can't read
Monk: The karate dipshit

awkward (an awk tutorial)

This is hilarious - Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi) talks about her many stupid costumes on Star Trek TNG. https://youtu.be/qkTR4l62Duk

"Vegetables are our friends. And we don't eat our friends."
-- my brother @pdcull

How he's survived all these years I have no idea.

Pra essa #ff eu vou sugerir outras instâncias de falantes de português que eu sei que existem (e seus admins) :)

Provavelmente outras existem, então se eu esquecer alguma por favor me corrijam!

https://masto.pt/ - @hugo

https://mastodon.horde.net.br - @eduardostalinho

https://ecodigital.social/ - @josemurilo & @miguel

https://social.coletivos.org - @maryjane & @ajeremias

#followfriday #pt #ptbr #portugues #português #portuguese #lusófonos #lusofonos #lusophones