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Les noms de partis politiques français marchent tellement mieux avec des guillemets

Parti "Socialiste"
Union pour un Mouvement "Populaire"
La "République" En Marche
La France "Insoumise"

@Shadow8t4 You've entered a new era of social interaction

THE DORK AGES

"In a cyborg body. Using the technology I exfiltrate from this company."

"ma'am we repair photocopiers"

"that's what they *want* you to think"

"I'm the CEO"

"my point is still valid"

Me: "The usual, I mean. Hunger, avoiding pain, sex."

Interesting piece by PIA.

"Britain announces 15 years in prison for reading banned literature

"The United Kingdom has announced new laws where somebody taking part of government-banned literature can be imprisoned for fifteen years."

https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/blog/2017/10/britain-considers-15-years-in-prison-for-reading-banned-literature

you've heard of steampunk, cyberpunk and solarpunk, now get ready for:

food punk;
all technology is edible, buildings are made from super tough baking recipies, scone gollems police the streets for an aristocratic elite that maintains power by closely guarding their 'family recipies' whilst underground food scientists work to break their hold

Tu mets une photo de boobs sur Facebook on te supprime ton compte en quelques minutes. Tu postes un commentaire raciste ou antisémite, il passe la nuit,grandis, prospère et a le temps de faire des petits. #facebook

Terroristes : hahah, on va vous détruire et anéantir vos droits et toutes vos valeurs de liberté !
Assemblée Nationale : Ah ouais ? Hop, voilà !
T : …Vous venez de les enlever vous-même.
AN : haha, qu'est-ce que vous pouvez faire maintenant hein ?

Menu: https://i.imgur.com/EVFd41X.png
To order: !order '1-4' 'folder from menu'

eg. !order 1 Animal Crossing
Please allow a few minutes for a response.